Yeah, so it couldn’t really happen, but here’s a guess on what TV / movie characters would text to some of the superstars of the world after the week that was in sports…  

“Don’t have a cow, man!”  -Bart Simpson To Kevin Garnett

“Don’t do it man.  Don’t even play in a poker game in Vegas where the prizes go to charity.  Betting … it’ll getcha!”  -Kramer To Charles Barkley

“Hasta la vista, baby.”  -The Terminator To Curt Schilling

“Gee Mr. Woods, that was swell.”  -Beaver To Tiger  

“With all these managers getting fired, any chance you can help get rid of Mr. Slate?”  -Fred Flintsone to Bud Selig

“Use the force.”  -Obi Wan Kenobi to the entire Turkey soccer team which scored two goals in the last three minutes last week, helping them to advance to the quarters of Euro 2008.  They then scored in stoppage time on Friday, tying the game at one, before winning in PK’s to advance to the semi-finals.